Sweet philosophical meanderings.
I read somewhere (Twitter, probably) that Coke Zero tastes like "existential bankruptcy." Well, having finally tried it, I can only agree.
But...it does taste more like Coke Classic than Diet Coke. So I guess that means that Coke Classic also tastes like "existential bankruptcy," but Chapter 7 existential bankruptcy ("real" bankruptcy) as opposed to the Chapter 13 ("reorganization") bankruptcy of Coke Zero.
Your life is filled with terrible emptiness either way. I think I'll stick to water, then.
(Sometimes I like to take a metaphor not to its logical conclusion, but much farther than it should ever go. You're very welcome.)
But...it does taste more like Coke Classic than Diet Coke. So I guess that means that Coke Classic also tastes like "existential bankruptcy," but Chapter 7 existential bankruptcy ("real" bankruptcy) as opposed to the Chapter 13 ("reorganization") bankruptcy of Coke Zero.
Your life is filled with terrible emptiness either way. I think I'll stick to water, then.
(Sometimes I like to take a metaphor not to its logical conclusion, but much farther than it should ever go. You're very welcome.)
Labels: Madness
posted by Code Name Sarah at
10:06
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