I'm not Tina.

For about a week now I have been getting wrong number voicemails for a certain Tina. These are all messages from someone who knows her, and who apparently wrote her number down incorrectly. The caller is apparently redecorating or moving house, and her calls generally involve asking if Tina and Richard can come help her move the buffet, or if Tina can look at the Hobby Lobby for her bar stools, because the one near her doesn't have them.

I would love to call this woman and tell her that I am not Tina...but she knows Tina so well that she does not leave a call back number, and I'm not sure which number it is from the caller ID.

So...sorry, lady. I'm not Tina -- but good luck with the bar stools.