Speaking of Cthulhu...

Can someone please translate this? Because it is awesome.

That is all. Carry on.

Edited to add:
It seems to be Finnish, and the internet translator Lennox found translated it to include such gems as "Everybody extraneous beyond winged crochet spiral" and "no will assimilate mascot Considerably Antique!"

Take that, Engrish! (You can see the full [sort of] translation for yourself here.)